DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE – Stink Wrinkles Koozie Can Cooler

Because apparently basic human decency needed a beverage accessory.

Introducing the Stink Wrinkles “Don’t Be an Asshole” Can Cooler—covered from rim to bottom in glorious, puckered Stink Wrinkles and emblazoned with a simple reminder that some people desperately need to hear.

Slip this bad boy around a cold drink and let your Stink Wrinkles do the talking. The all-over Stink Wrinkle pattern combined with giant black DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE lettering delivers a frank house rule that’s dry, inappropriate, funny, and pretty damn hard to ignore.

It keeps your drink cold, your hand dry, and your expectations of humanity appropriately low.

The soft foam liner cushions your can, helps insulate your drink, and keeps condensation from turning the table into a swamp. The lightweight polyester exterior is printed edge-to-edge, so there are Stink Wrinkles everywhere they rightfully belong.

Choose Regular or Slim depending on what you're drinking—or, more importantly, how much asshole containment the situation requires.

Perfect for backyard BBQs, float trips, camping, bachelor parties, family reunions, tailgates, casual bar nights, or handing directly to that one friend who somehow turns every gathering into an HR incident.

It's the kind of small, inappropriate detail that makes people laugh, starts conversations, and sets a boundary without you having to say a goddamn word.

Makes a Great Gift For

• Assholes

• Recovering assholes

• People surrounded by assholes

• Your favorite drinking buddy

• Your least favorite drinking buddy

• That coworker who desperately needs the message

• Anyone who appreciates a good Stink Wrinkle

• White elephant parties where you're determined to win

Product Features

• Durable 100% polyester exterior with vivid edge-to-edge printing

• Covered in an all-over Stink Wrinkle pattern

• Soft 100% foam liner for a stable grip and insulation

• Helps keep condensation off hands and tabletops

• Lightweight construction for easy carrying and storage

• Available in Regular (3.5" × 4.3") and Slim (3.5" × 6") sizes

• High-contrast exterior with black foam interior for crisp visuals

• Giant DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE reminder for anyone who needs one

Care Instructions

Wipe with a damp cloth and air dry, or clean gently with a soft, non-abrasive cloth.

Don't bleach it. Don't iron it. And for Christ's sake, don't be an asshole.