DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE – StinkWrinkle Coffee Mug

Start every morning with coffee, caffeine, and a gentle reminder not to be a dick.

The Stink Wrinkles “Don’t Be an Asshole” Coffee Mug combines the sophisticated ritual of enjoying a hot beverage with the timeless beauty of a puckered asshole staring directly at whoever happens to be sitting across from you.

At first glance, it’s actually kind of classy.

The glossy white ceramic mug features a clean, circular black emblem with a detailed Stink Wrinkle sitting proudly in the middle, surrounded by four simple words:

DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE

The monochrome design gives the mug a clean, minimalist look that works beautifully for slow mornings, focused desk work, afternoon meetings, and silently judging everyone around you.

Think of it as motivational drinkware—just significantly more useful than Live, Laugh, Love.

Pour in your coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever gets you through another day surrounded by people who apparently never learned basic human decency.

Then sit back and let the mug do the talking.

Someone starts talking before you've had coffee?

Point at the mug.

Someone schedules a meeting that could have been an email?

Point at the mug.

Someone drinks the last cup and doesn't make another pot?

Hold the mug up slowly.

Maintain eye contact.

The Stink Wrinkle will handle the rest.

Your Own Ceramic HR Department

This isn't just a coffee mug. It's a ceramic HR department with an asshole on it.

The sturdy ceramic construction feels substantial in your hand, while the comfortable C-handle gives you a secure grip during those delicate morning hours when you're technically awake but shouldn't yet be expected to interact with other humans.

Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, there's an appropriate capacity whether you need a normal cup of coffee or enough caffeine to tolerate Brenda from accounting.

The glossy white finish keeps the black Stink Wrinkle artwork looking crisp and appropriately puckered. It's microwave-safe when your coffee inevitably gets cold and dishwasher-safe because nobody who buys an asshole mug wants complicated care instructions.

Use it at home, keep it on your desk, take it to the break room, or strategically position it during video meetings.

From across the room, the circular emblem looks almost sophisticated.

Then someone examines it.

“Wait... is that an asshole?”

Yes.

Yes, it is.

Makes a Great Gift For

• Your favorite asshole

• Your boss—depending on how badly you need your job

• Coworkers with inappropriate senses of humor

• The person who talks to you before you've had coffee

• Nurses and healthcare workers who have seen some shit

• Teachers who have also seen some shit

• Bartenders and restaurant staff

• Friends who appreciate inappropriate gifts

• Secret Santa exchanges

• White elephant parties

• Anyone whose morning routine needs more caffeine and buttholes

• Yourself, because apparently everyone around you needs the reminder

Product Features

• Glossy white ceramic construction

• Signature DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE Stink Wrinkles circular design

• Crisp, high-quality printing for a sharp, detailed image

• Comfortable C-handle for an easy, steady grip

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes

• Microwave-safe for reheating the coffee you forgot about 45 minutes ago

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup

• Lead- and BPA-free

• Clean monochrome design that looks suspiciously respectable from a distance

• Suitable for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite beverages

• Doubles as an extremely effective passive-aggressive communication device

Care Instructions

Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

That's it.

No complicated maintenance. No special treatment. Just keep it reasonably clean and filled with something worth drinking.

Coffee stains happen.

Asshole stains shouldn't.

Drink your coffee. Mind your business.

And above all...

DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE.