Funny 'The Asshole That Everybody Loved' Poem Greeting Card - Unique Novelty Card - Ideal for Adding Humor to any Event - Gag Gift

Introduce a dash of wit and a sprinkle of surprise to your next celebration with our 'The Asshole That Everybody Loved' Poem Greeting Card. This unique novelty card is crafted to bring a lighthearted touch to any event, making it perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh. With a matte finish and made out of robust, uncoated cardstock, this card is not only pleasing to the eye but also resistant to the rigors of long-distance postal journeys.

This Poem Greeting Card measures 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) - an ideal size for conveying your humorous message. Available in packs of 8, 16, or 24, each card is accompanied by a matching white envelope, ensuring you're all set for multiple occasions. Plus, you have the option of printing on both the outside and inside of the card, so there's plenty of room for personalization.

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"The Asshole That Everybody Loved"

Once lived a soul, a character bold, An asshole, it's true, or so I've been told. But strangely enough, 'twas an oddity rare, For everyone loved him, they couldn't help but care.

With a razor-sharp tongue and an ego immense, He'd insult and berate, it made no sense. Yet his wit was so sharp, his humor so dry, That folks couldn't help but give him the eye.

He'd scoff at conventions, mock the mundane, Turn polite conversation into a hurricane. Yet amidst all the chaos, the laughter would flow, For his antics, you see, stole the entire show.

He'd show up late to every event, Disrupting proceedings, no malice intent. And though his behavior was terribly brash, People forgave him with a laugh and a dash.

He'd ridicule fashion, scoff at the trends, Poke fun at old foes and new-found friends. But beneath the facade of the asshole's charade, Was a heart full of love, a kindness well-laid.

He'd support the downtrodden, defend the weak, Stand up for justice, sometimes tongue-in-cheek. For though he'd poke fun and stir up the pot, He'd also stand by you in the tightest spot.

In the end, he was an enigma, you see, An asshole with depth and complexity. For deep down inside, where few dared to pry, Was a person worth knowing, 'neath the tough guy.

So remember this tale of the asshole we adored, A character rare, who left us floored. Sometimes, those we judge by their surface alone, Might surprise us with hearts that are truly homegrown.

• One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Available with printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included.