THE ASSHOLE AMULET – Stink Wrinkles Pendant Necklace

Finally, fine jewelry for people with terrible taste and excellent judgment.

At first glance, it’s a beautiful, polished pendant necklace. Elegant. Understated. Maybe even sophisticated.

Then somebody looks a little closer.

Yep. That’s a butthole.

The Stink Wrinkles Asshole Amulet takes the traditional personalized photo pendant—normally reserved for cherished children, beloved pets, weddings, and other precious memories—and uses that valuable real estate for something far more important:

A glorious, high-resolution Stink Wrinkle.

The round 1" pendant features a detailed Stink Wrinkle image beneath a durable, scratch- and water-resistant surface. Choose from stainless steel, gold-plated stainless steel, or sterling silver for the exact level of sophistication you believe your asshole deserves.

The polished metal and refined construction create the perfect disguise. From across the room, you're wearing an attractive piece of jewelry. From six inches away, someone suddenly realizes you're wearing an asshole around your neck.

And that's when the magic happens.

Lightweight and suspended from a matching 18" chain, the Asshole Amulet rests around the collarbone—keeping your Stink Wrinkle exactly where it belongs:

Close to your heart.

Wear it by itself as a tasteful statement piece or layer it with your everyday jewelry for an elegant combination of style, sophistication, and anus.

Each necklace even arrives packaged in a gift box, making the presentation hilariously disproportionate to what's actually inside.

Open the box.

See the beautiful jewelry.

Admire the craftsmanship.

Discover the asshole.

It's not just jewelry. It's a conversation starter, personality test, treasured keepsake, and tiny wearable monument to the human butthole.

Makes a Great Gift For

• Your favorite asshole

• Your significant other, because romance isn't dead—it just has wrinkles

• The friend who already owns every stupid thing imaginable

• Someone who deserves an asshole close to their heart

• Bachelor and bachelorette parties

• Birthdays

• Secret Santa exchanges

• White elephant parties

• The person who specifically told you not to buy them this

• Yourself, because apparently you've reached this point in your life

Product Features

• 1" round pendant featuring a high-resolution Stink Wrinkle image

• Durable stainless steel construction designed to resist rust and corrosion

• Available in stainless steel, gold-plated stainless steel, or sterling silver

• Durable scratch- and water-resistant pendant surface

• Permanent engraved detailing that won't fade or peel

• Includes a matching 18" stainless steel or gold-plated chain, depending on your selection

• Sterling silver option receives added protection for tarnish resistance

• Lightweight design that's comfortable enough for everyday inappropriate behavior

• Polished finish looks surprisingly elegant—until somebody figures out what they're looking at

• Packaged in a gift box for safekeeping, presentation, and maximum comedic impact

Care Instructions

Keep your Asshole Amulet looking its best by gently cleaning it with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid harsh chemicals and prolonged exposure to moisture, and store it safely when you're not wearing it.

Take particularly good care of the sterling silver version to maintain its finish.

After all, if you're going to wear an asshole around your neck, it might as well be a shiny one.